Awards? Wrap Party? No! Not yet!
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We’re sorry, it’s true. The final day is upon us. Bloody hell that went quick! Good news is the Fringe will be doing hand outs like mad!
The Artists’ Happy Hour may appeal to you, providing you’re artistically inclined. Giving away stuff seems to be tonight’s running gag, and we start off by giving you a 50 % discount on all things bar related between 20:00 and 22:00, upon production of your Fringe pass. Please note: Marlon is not for sale.
Afterwards, we’ll be giving away Awards. These are very much coveted, mainly because in spite of their popularity, we only give them to a select group of people. These people are called winners. We’re sure that in case you will not be a winner tonight, you’ll be one some other time. And you’re a star no matter what. So, make sure to be at The Fringe Theatre if your son is in the running for the Dioraphte Amsterdam Fringe Award, if your niece has a change to win the The Grand Amsterdam Fringe Audience Choice Award or if you yourself think you’d deserve to get the very special 7090-EnBertHanaWeFuckingLoveYouWisselbekerAward. Yes, this thing exists, though it has only been invented the day before yesterday. The Awards Show will be hosted by our very own Fringeska, in charge wits and beauty, and DJ Captain Fisherman’s Pants, in charge of music, jingles and charm.
After the Award Show you’ll be hearing more of the Captain, as he’ll be dj-ing you towards your final Fringe 2015 moments. Other things we give away during the It’s A Wrap Party will be: hugs and kisses, a little tear, beer stains, lighters, lots and lost of booze and probably Fouad, although we’d like to have him back before Fringe 2016. Please note: this is only a selection of interesting freebies to be had.
Even on Monday we’ll be giving away something you might need. Tomorrow afternoon at The Fringe Theatre, upon production of your hangover, you’ll receive not one, but two pain killers. And for now, for no charge at all, a timeless, bittersweet pop classic, dedicated to all those among you have trouble keeping their emotions in check. We understand. Here’s a big kiss for you.
Ok, fuck it, here we go.
Oh, and this one! Best song ever. (E! Oo! Ow, ow!)
All right, just this last one. For the ladies.
As you may have heard in Brabant, in stead of goodbye: ‘Houdoe!’